ME: need to buy hay for my cow
ME: I wonder if I need a driving license to drive a cow powered vehicle or not...
joel: try western...
ME: western grass is more nutricious right?
ME: hmmm...
ME: produce better...bigger cows...
ME: I wonder if I have to pay for parking a bullock cart if park in the parking bay or not
William: hahahah
ME: if I get a ticket...where would the authorities put the ticket? on the horns of the bull?
ME: I'm afraid that the bull might eat the ticket though.
William: haahhaah
William: of course..
joel: you can try to push your cow to move to the max driving speed of 110 kmph
joel: must be a madcow to drive THAT fast
ME: must be a British breed
ME: Japanese breed is synthetic one
ME: darn...I'm enjoying this conversation
joel: YEAH
ME: Malaysian cows never follows the speedometer...so can move very fast..but the cows may have frequent coffee breaks....breakdown mah
William: ahhahahah
ME: australian cows only knows how to go South...
ME: Singapore cows however...needs more hay for motivation...hence kiasu cows
joel: MUAHAHAHA
ME: geeze...I should put these in my blog
joel: HAHAHAHA
ME: Indian cows are too holy to move
ME: chinese cows...are not cows...but imitation...from goats...
ME: French cows won't listen to you when you say "move" in any other language...you have to talk to the French cows in French
ME: American cows...they are big, fat, and produce waste often
joel: MAUHAHAHAHAAA
ME: American cows are primarily meant for fertilizer...not good for pulling a bullock cart
ME: Canadian cows? Too cold to move fast if move at all
ME: good eh? I can almost hear Suresh's laugh from here
ME: I'll post this conversation in my blog
joel: :p
joel: right
Okay folks. Just a joke and nothing more. I hope I won't get flamed TOO badly though. I edited a fair bit (slang and local language are modified) but yeah, please don't flame me too much. Have a good time folks.
